Query the Faery

Volume 1 Issue 5  February 2000

"Picking up a scent"
Dear Malignant Mage

The answer is something to ponder upon
Potions, spells, creams to put on?
Oh no..Its much more simple, you see,
Find friends of commonarities!
Ogres would not care,
There stink would consider you fare...
Or one with the same

hobby as you?
Would certainly love what you do!
But the best answer by far
Is Someone who loves you for who you are!
But remember one detail
If anything should fail
Don't resort to harmful potions and drugs
Just use nose plugs!

Sincerely
Clare the Faery

Tronicia Times

Going crazy:

Theirs no easy way to place this,
But to make your house a bliss
You must establish rules
And Carefully use tools.
The matter is a bit uncertain
But be a gentle woman
Things will so become clear

So hang on and have no fear
You may decide to help out
But there is room for much doubt
So tell them in a way they'll understand
And lend a helping hand

In Understanding,
Clare the Faery

Clare is back and she's here to stay
Watch your troubles fade away,
Just Email her if you're blue,
She will tell you just what to do!